Malkovich Wants To Shoot George Galloway

Saturday 4th May 2002
Glasgow Kelvin MP George Galloway is understood to have contacted his lawyers after being informed that Hollywood big shot John Malkovich allegedly wants to shoot him! The actor is said to have listed Galloway as one of the two people he would most like to kill.

Galloway is astonished that the actor feels animosity towards him, or that he has even heard of him.

Spike Jonze is understood to be planning a movie around the story. The movie will be entitled 'Shooting George Galloway' and will be based loosely on the plot of his 1999 oddball feature 'Being John Malkovich'.

Okay, that last bit was bulls**t, but here's how the billboard would look anyway!
Plus another idea that occurred to me for a movie that's already been made...

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